Thursday, October 28, 2010

Do you want me to throw this at you?

Trends
I Hate



Jeggings- noun.  leg-wear made out of material similar to demin, but that fits like spandex.
Example: I want to wear leggings today, but not et ridiculed for not actually wearing pants; I know, I'll wear JEGGINGS!

Let's spray paint on some elasta-denim material, and call it pants.


Side-effects:
-Camel toe
-Muffin top
-Ability to make skinny girls look fat
-Puffy-butt syndrome
-Excuse to not actually wear legal pants

And, it gets worse.
Acid wash...jeggings?

Oh my sweet baby Jesus.
What is the world coming to?

Alternatives:
-WEAR JEANS!
-Leggings and a dress, or shirt long enough to cover your butt




To be clear:
I in no way, shape, or form hate the people who wear said clothing item, I would just like if I did not have to witness the wearing of it.  In my PERSONAL OPINION (therefore, not to be taken to offense) they do not look good on anyone, not matter how skinny, fat, short or tall you are.
That being said, I do love you all dearly.




So, I think I shall make the "Trends I Hate" posts regular things.
I'm a cynical pessimist, what do you expect?



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